Tuesday, September 30, 2008


Welcome to The Bear Villa™!

Yeah, Welcome!

Bear Villa, a very significant place in the port town of Vasco. (At least we make it seem so!)

Very lively, very happening, very striking and so very very…

… Invisible, kind of non-existent and imaginary! Howz that?

Okay, I am not making this up. You’ll probably understand a lot more of this as we move ahead.

Spread over an area of about 10 sq. km, Bear Villa is huge and prominent… (Hey! Surprised? Read ahead…)

Okay, let me explain, the entire arena where we set foot together (The Bear Family™) automatically qualifies as the “Bear Villa”! Yeah, egoistic right?

Oh come on, you don’t expect Grizzlies to be thick skinned for nothing!

Oh! Laughing are you? Yeah yeah, we operate undercover. So, lesser people knowing about us would be definitely better!

Well, you can relate it to something like this.

You know, we have microwave radiations, radio signals etc. everywhere. But, dude, can we see them? And yeah, how many people ARE actually aware of these?

Smiling are you? Now you get the point… Don’t you?

So, let me go ahead and introduce you to the Bear Family™…

Me: Okay, just referring me by myself… (Isn’t that obvious? ... Hmm... Dumb! :P)

My fellow grizzlies call me Jiggy™ and among the type of bears, I seem to resemble the ‘Spectacled Bear’.

The only female among the Grizzlies.

Scientific name: Tremauctos Ornatus. (Go Google this out, only suggestion! ;) )

Criggs™: The most handsome bear among the Grizzles. (Oooo… Okay, me stop drooling!... Though many a times, it’s the other way round! :P )

Jiggy has a small crush over him and so does Criggs on her!

Assigned since birth as the Polar Bear. (Yeah, he’s fair, fair as ever!)

The biggest mystery: Can the Polar bear wear specs? J ;) :P

Yogi™: The official leader of the Grizzlies. Saves many a times the gang from heading to splits villa. (Duh, not the MTV soap you moron! :P)

Famous for his wise cracks.

Born with the name the Alaskan Brown Bear (The BIGGEST of them all! Ahem!)

Chilly™: Well, this one depends on how you would perceive him to be officiated.

I term him AMBIGUOUS!

Chilly- Could mean chilled out or even as hot as a chilly! And believe me guys, he’s both!

And we assign him to be The Giant Panda for his ambiguity. (Black and White:: Cool and Hot!)

Booboo™: Last, but not the least, is the smallest of the Bear Family, Booboo! ... Okay, we don’t boo over him, we BOOBOO over him!

This grizzly has cracks, wise and foolish in bursts. Something I’d relate to a pulsating laser, highly incoherent though! : P

Into existence as the Sun bear. (You definitely need to Google this; he is THE SMALLEST of the bear family!)

Guys, presenting to you THE BEAR FAMILY™!

Oh and yeah, did I mention that we are part time engineering studs…!!!